Spaghetti

Josh: "I like pasghetti."
Me: "Spaghetti."
Josh: "paSGHetti."
Me: "SPAghetti."
Josh: "Spasghetti."
Me: "Spa-ghe-tti"
Josh: "That's what I said, Spa-sghe-tti."

Poor Guy

Josh: "Everyone use to think I was cute with my long eyelashes but now everyone thinks Lynds is cute."
Me: "Does that make you sad?"
Josh looks at the ground and nods.