I was cleaning out the office the other day and came across a few quotes from Josh.

"I got some of that chewy, buggery spit."

"I think that the plant eating dinosaurs went to heaven and the meat eating dinosaurs went to hell."

Here are some from 2010.

"I told Gideon don't lick his 'propriate' stuff." Hahaha, classic.

Having just learned what RIP meant and then getting a vampire shaped whistle  for Halloween, Josh said  "I got a vampire whistle and he didn't sleep in peace."

"I'm glad I wasn't born a dog cause I didn't want 'cartlige' in my ear."
I responded "You do have cartilage in your ear."
"Yeah but I don't have to crank it."

Josh: "I forgot something but I can't remember what it is."
Me: "I don't know what it is you forgot but you still need to do your jobs."
Josh: "Oh yeah! That's what it is."

"My body's a little sloppy today cause I'm so tired."

Me: "That was a good somersault."
Josh: "A summer-sault?" Pause. "I wonder how you do a 'night-time-sault'?"