Josh had a terrible runny nose when school started. He would constantly just suck it back up until I made him go get some tissue and blow it. One day we were reading in my room and Josh started sucking his boogers back up into his nose and it was driving me crazy. So I had him go and get some toilet paper to blow it. Well, he was back 3 seconds later saying he had gotten it all out. I didn't believe it and made him go bring me some toilet paper so that I could help him blow his nose. He grudgingly did and when he had filled that one up, I made him go and get me some more. Each time he would go get more he would go and throw the toilet paper away in his bathroom. After a few times I asked him why he didn't just use the garbage in my bathroom. He said "Because I want to see how high off the top I can make it go." Confused I walked into his bathroom and saw this:
One day I was out weeding the backyard when Josh came and asked me what was for dinner. I had no desire to stop weeding and so I told him that there was a slice of homemade pizza from the night before in the fridge and that he could heat it up in the microwave. He went in the house and came back a few minutes later asking how long he should put it in for. I told him to try 30 seconds. I continued to weed and don't know how much time passed before Josh came back out again with a concerned look on his face and said "Is it ok for smoke to come out of the microwave?"
I jumped up and ran in the house to see the microwave door open and a smoke filled kitchen. I opened the windows and took the 'pizza' outside while Josh just kind of stood around. He finally broke the silence by saying "30 seconds looks like 3-0-0-0, right?"
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