Funny Story

Josh came into the kitchen last night and said "Mom, I'm really gassy today."
"You are?" I responded.
"Yeah.  And they smell really bad too.  I can't usually smell my own gas but today I can.  And it's really smelly" he said, completely serious.
"Hmm.  Then the polite thing to do would be to make sure that you go into the bathroom when you need to have gas ok?" I replied, trying not to bust up laughing. 
"I know.  I'm never having the schools mini corn dogs again!  I had them for lunch today and that's why I have so much gas and why it's so stinky.  Next time I have school lunch and they have mini corn dogs I'm getting the chicken nuggets instead."