Random Quotes

-While reheating some fried chicken in the microwave, Josh said "I think the chickens done 'cause I can hear it cackling."

-After finishing one of his typing lessons he complained "I didn't even reach 5 womp."
"Womp?"
"Yeah, it says I got 92% accuracy and 4 womp."
I looked over his shoulder to see him pointing to wpm. 

-For FHE refreshments, Josh made some banana pops.  You cut and peel a banana, slice it in half, freeze it, and then dip it in chocolate.  Josh was so excited to eat his.  He took a bite and then said "Mmmm!  This is velvet hard!"

-Josh got an infection in his arm and the doctor prescribed him some antibiotics.  Later that evening just before dinner he said "I can't wait for bedtime."
"What?!  Why?"
"Because then I get to take the medicine again.  It just taste SO good!"

-As I was prepping Josh for his judging debut for cupcake wars, I asked him what he could say if the cupcake didn't taste good at all.  He said "I could say 'that taste pretty good...but not really.'"

-Josh likes to announce when we've arrived in a new town.  He's taken an interest in their 'welcome to..' signs because of this.  As we were passing the one announcing that we were entering the Salem city limits he said "That's not a very good welcome sign.  I like the ones that say, like, 'Welcome to Provo.' Cause it feels like they really appreciate that you go to that town."